I Always Like To Think I'm Having

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.