When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

That You, Sister. May You Be The Mother Of A Bishop.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.