When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

If You Accept Your Limitations You Go Beyond Them.