When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

If You Accept Your Limitations You Go Beyond Them.