When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

That You, Sister. May You Be The Mother Of A Bishop.