Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.