Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.