Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.