No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.