No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.