No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.