I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!