I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.