I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.