There Is Something Wrong When You Wait

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.