If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink,

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.