When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

I've Never Been Able To Tell Jokes. In The Beginning Of My Career I Did Impressions And Jokes Like Any Other Comedian, But I Was Never Very Successful Because I Did It Poorly. So I Started To Talk To The Audience And Started Talking About The Atmosphere Around Me And Started To Become Angry, Not In A Mean-spirited Way, But In A Fun Way - And My Attitude Developed From There.

So Many Young People Think The Big Sex Act Is The Whole Movie, But That's Not The Case. You Need To Be Able To Talk And Laugh And Cry Together.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.