I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is

When Someone Says To Me, Do You Do Stand-up I Say Absolutely Not. I Like To Think Of It As A Theatrical Performance. With Me The Show Changes Maybe Five To Ten Percent Every Night. Of Course, Whatever I See In Front Of Me And Sometimes I Get On A Little Run About It And It Changes The Show. And My Delivery Is Such That People Who Have Seen Me Many Times Say Gee, I Never Heard That Before. Actually, They Have, But I Might Have Changed It Around.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth Taylor Is Like Me Trying To Wash The Empire State Building With A Bar Of Soap.

You Lose Your Energy, You Lose That Excitement And It Gets The Audience Up.

The Transformation Has Been Unbelievable. When I Started Here, I Worked In A Place Where The Sky Room Was On The Second Floor.