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Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

To This Day, To This Very Day, Except For Television, I've Never Had A Writer. Anything I've Ever Done On The Stage, Happened On The Stage And I Developed It From There. It Started Doing Impressions And Jokes - Which I Did Very Poorly. To This Day I Can't Tell A Joke. That Sounds Nuts, But It's True. I Exaggerate It And It Becomes A Joke. Everything I've Ever Done I've Done Out On The Stage And It Became A Performance Over Many Many Years.

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.