Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never

The Transformation Has Been Unbelievable. When I Started Here, I Worked In A Place Where The Sky Room Was On The Second Floor.

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.