When I Was 3 Years Old, My

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.