She Was So Ugly That I Took

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.