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She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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She Was So Ugly That I Took
Rodney Dangerfield
She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.
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