She Was So Ugly That I Took

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.