She Was So Ugly That I Took

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!