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When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.