Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.