We Were Poor. We Were So Poor,

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.