My Wife Has To Be The Worst

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.