My Wife Has To Be The Worst

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.