My Wife Has To Be The Worst

My Wife Met Me At The Door The Other Night In A Sexy Negligee. Unfortunately, She Was Just Coming Home.

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.