My Wife Has To Be The Worst

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.