When I Was 17, I Read A

I Hope The Jews Did Kill Christ, I'd Do It Again In A Second.

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

I Learned That People In Wheelchairs Are Allowed To Have Marathons … Which, To Me, Seems Like Cheating, But What Are You Gonna Say?

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.