If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two

The Female Nudity In Movies Is Always Sexualized.

Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is What's Keeping You Alive.

All Comics Want To Be Musicians. There's A Part Of Me That Wants To Be A Serious Musician. I Love Songs About Heartache And Heartbreak.

Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.

People Say, Like, "i Love When You Smile Because Part Of Your Mouth Goes Up," Then I Never Organically Smile Again.