If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.

What Makes Disney Movies And Pixar Movies Always So Good, Hey Take Time And They're Constantly Honing, And Tweaking, And Rejiggering Things, And Taking Influences From Every Cog, Including Myself, That Can Help. Any Place Where There Can Be Inspiration. They Make Every Moment Very Layered And Very Rich.

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.

She, Uh, Came Out Of The Closet Recently, My Niece. Um... She Announced To The Family That She's A Lesbian And... She's Seven, Did I Mention That? And, Uh, I Don't Even Know If She Knows What A Lesbian Is, But I Support Her Completely. And, Uh... I'll Tell You What's Heartbreaking. My Sister Punished Her For It. Can You Believe That? No Pussy For A Week. Which To Us May Not Sound Like... But When You're Seven, You Know, A Week Is A Long Time.

I Think Jews Tend To Hold Me In Fairly High Regard.