Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris

Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris Rock, They're A Great Combination Of Brilliance And Hard Work. [but] There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Don't Work Hard, And There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Sabotage Themselves.

When I Came Out To L. A., I Got A Part In An Episode Of 'star Trek: Voyager,' And I Hired An Acting Coach.

I Can't Cater To Everyone's Needs And What They're Going To Be Offended By; That's One Freedom I Have.

I Buy Water At The Liquor Store Across The Street From Where I Live. So I'm Walking Into The Door, And Standing, Loitering, Outside The Door Is A Man. And I Walk By Him To Go In, And He Says, "i Want Pussy!" Now, I Don't Want To Seem Conceited Or Anything, But He Was Talking About Me!

If My Catholic Boyfriend And I Ever Have A Kid, We'll Just Be Honest With It. We'll Say That Mommy Is One Of God's Chosen People, And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!