When I Was Born I Brought No

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles