When I Was Born I Brought No

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.