When I Was Born I Brought No

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.