When I Was A Kid I Got

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.