His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.