His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.