His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.