His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.