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So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.
-Emo Philips
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So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing
Emo Philips
So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.
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