So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

I Don't Know If I Have Sexual Magnetism Or Animal Magnetism, Though Sometimes I'll Find A Squirrel Stuck To My Forehead.