So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I'm Totally Normal In Every Respect, But I Have This One Quirk - I Can't Give Out A Number Without Laughing. It's A Problem When I'm Giving My Credit Card Number Over The Phone Because They Always Think: 'he Must Have Just Stolen It.'

My Dad Always Said, If Someone Hands You A Lemon, Make Lemonade. Plus That Also Works Wonderfully As A Metaphor.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.