So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.