So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into The Air Today; Turns Out, It Was Just My Gas Oven Exploding.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

My Jokes Are In My Head And I Have A Duplicate Copy Of My Jokes In A Lot Of British Comics' Heads, Where They Are Safe.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.