Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People

I Went Into The Gas Station, Said, Fill 'er Up, Harry. The Guy Said, Regular? I Said, No, Put On A Gorrila Suit And Dance Like A Fairy.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.