Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People

I Was In A Bar The Other Night, Hopping From Barstool To Barstool, Trying To Get Lucky, But There Wasn't Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.