Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is Where I Think Everybody Goes Eventually. If They Die Without Christ.