When I Was A Kid And We

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.