When I Was A Kid And We

The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

There Isn't Any (afterlife), You Dingbat! This Is It, Baby! Enjoy, Carefully! Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion And I Can't Buy Any Of It. So God Made Man In His Own Image? It's Just The Other Way Around. Man Made God In His Own Image. It's All About Money.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

Best Way To Get Rid Of Kitchen Odors: Eat Out.