When I Was A Kid And We

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.