Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.