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I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.