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I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.