When I Was A Boy, I Laid

I Tried To Throw A Yo-yo Away. It Was Impossible.

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

I Went To A Record Store, They Said They Specialized In Hard-to-find Records. Nothing Was Alphabetized!

I Got Some Tartar-control Toothpaste A While Back. I've Still Got Tartar, But It's Under Control.

When You Open The Elevator On The Top Floor Of A Building And The Other Guy Doesn't Get Out, Something Is Seriously Wrong.