When I Play Poker, I Don't Like

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.

Funniest Thing Happened Though, You Wouldn't Believe It, Ha, The Mannequins Came To Life. I Went Insane.

Violence Doesn't Solve Anything? World War I. World War Ii. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who Says Violence Doesn't Solve Anything?

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.