When I Play Poker, I Don't Like

I Love The Normalcy Of Cleveland. There's Regular People There.

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.