Oh, And Once, When I Was In

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

I Am Never Out There Just Jogging For The Heck Of It. I Never Do That. I Start To Run With A Goal In Mind, Whether It's A Certain Time Or Certain Distance Or A Specific Heart-rate Goal, And Then I Am Done.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

Sometimes I Like [being Famous], Sometimes I Don't. I've Always Been A People Watcher. I Like To Go To Malls And Just Sit, And I Can't Do That Very Easily Anymore.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.