Oh, And Once, When I Was In

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.