Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?

I Love The Normalcy Of Cleveland. There's Regular People There.

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.