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I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

The Economy Is In Trouble, Schools Are In Trouble, And People Have Been Leaving The City In Droves For A Long, Long Time.

I Learned How To Believe In Myself. Learned How To Set Goals, You Know, Self Help Books Man. I Just Read Every Single One I Can Get A Hold Of, And I Still Do.