Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

Libertarians Are Essentially What The Republicans Were 30 Years Ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd All Fit More Under The Libertarian Label Than The Modern Day Republican Label.