Oh, You Hate Your Job? Why Didn't

The Less [government] The Better.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

I Think A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Freedom. They Want Their Lives To Be Controlled, To Be Put Into A Box... Why Should Someone Put A Limit On How Much Fun I Can Have, How Much I Can Accomplish?

Welcome To 'who's Line Is It Anyway' The Show Where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. That's Right The Points Are Just Like Canada.

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.