Oh, You Hate Your Job? Why Didn't

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.

What Good Is Democracy If You Can't Get What You Want?

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.