If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

And For You Kids Watching At Home, Remember, The Less Homework You Do And The Closer You Sit To The Tv, The More Points You Get.

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Going To Heaven? You Want To Be Here With The Smog And The Sin And Bad People And The War? Or Do You Want To Be In Heaven, Sitting Next To Jesus, You Know?

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.