When I Die I Intend To Take

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.