When I Die I Intend To Take

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.