When I Die I Intend To Take

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

At Home We Ate Fish Every Friday, As Catholics Were Then Supposed To Do. Being Jewish, I Compromised. I Wore A Hat When I Ate Fish, Out Of Respect For My Own Religion And The Fish's Family.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.