When I Die I Intend To Take

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.