Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.