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I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.