Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.