It's Hard For Me To Get Used

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.