It's Hard For Me To Get Used

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.