It's Hard For Me To Get Used

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.