Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?