When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.

If You Can't Make It Better, You Can Laugh At It.