When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

A Grandparent Will Help You With Your Buttons, Your Zippers, And Your Shoelaces And Not Be In Any Hurry For You To Grow Up.

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'