The Odds Of Going To The Store

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children By Saying, “never Mind! I'll Do It Myself.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

What Does It Profit A 78-year-old Woman To Sit Around The Pool In A Bikini If She Cannot Feed Herself?

One Thing They Never Tell You About Child Raising Is That For The Rest Of Your Life, At The Drop Of A Hat, You Are Expected To Know Your Child's Name And How Old He Or She Is.