You Show Me A Boy Who Brings

Never Go To Your High School Reunion Pregnant Or They Will Think That Is All You Have Done Since You Graduated.

The Woman Who Says, 'my Kids Are All Speaking To One Another And They Love Us' Is A Psychopathic Liar.

Families Aren't Easy To Join. They're Like An Exclusive Country Club Where Membership Makes Impossible Demands And The Dues For An Outsider Are Exorbitant.

Somewhere It Is Written That Parents Who Are Critical Of Other People's Children And Publicly Admit They Can Do Better Are Asking For It.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.