When Asked In His Late 90s If

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.