When Asked In His Late 90s If

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

Money Is The Root Of All Evil.' Then We Hear, 'a Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.' What Are They Talking About? If Money Is So Evil, Shouldn't It Be, 'a Wise Man And His Money Are Soon Parted'? And Another Thing, How Does A Fool Get Money In The First Place? I Know Some Fools Who Have A Lot Of Money, But They Won't Tell Me How They Got It, And I Won't Tell Them.