When Asked In His Late 90s If

Age To Me Means Nothing. I Can't Get Old; I'm Working. I Was Old When I Was Twenty-one And Out Of Work. As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young. When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!