When Asked In His Late 90s If

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.