Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That

Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.