Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.