Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The Trouble Is, I Can't Remember If It's The Thirteenth Or The Fourteenth.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!