I Would Go Out With Women My

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.