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I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.