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I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.