When An Opera Star Sings Her Head

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.