When An Opera Star Sings Her Head

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.