When An Opera Star Sings Her Head

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.