Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.