Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.