Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.