When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

It Is Your Enemies Who Keep You Straight. For Real Use One Active, Sneering Enemy Is Worth Two Ordinary Friends.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.

A Man Will Do More For His Stubbornness Than For His Religion Or His Country

When A Man Has No Reason To Trust Himself, He Trusts In Luck.