If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man

About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

There Is Nothing So Well Known As That We Should Not Expect Something For Nothing - But We All Do And Call It Hope.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

There Is No Such Thing As A Convincing Argument, Although Every Man Thinks He Has One.