If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.