If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

A Poem Is No Place For An Idea.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

Good Manners Do More For A Man That Good Looks.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.