Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.

Fishing Seems To Be The Favorite Form Of Loafing.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

To Be An Ideal Guest, Stay At Home.

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.