No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

The Greatest Thing In The World Is For A Man To Be Able To Do Something Well, And Say Nothing About It.