When A Husband Says, "i Run Things

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.