When A Husband Says, "i Run Things

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.