When A Husband Says, "i Run Things

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.