A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?