A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.